Thinking About What To Do Today

What could I do today? So many possibilities. For instance, let's check in on what Sean Penn is doing:



Nazi hunting could be cool. No one would argue with that.

Alternately, I could lip-sync to Katy Perry songs and post it on YouTube, like Keenan:

But you know what I am definitely not going to do today? I am not going to sprain my ankle. I mean, I totally did that already yesterday. Doing it again today would just be overkill.