AHHHHHHHHHH!11!!!!!

Okay, so last week the internet was all linking to this video of a guy free-climbing a 1700ish-foot transmission tower. Really high, not too safe, but not (in my opinion) as terrifying as many people seemed to find it. I mean, it's not the safest thing in the world, but at least he's not being a complete idiot (YMMV). Then someone linked to the video below, saying it was worse. Whatever, I said. Probably won't be too bad, I said. But when it hits the two-minute mark...



SWEET FANCY MOSES, HOW ARE THESE DUDES STILL ALIVE?

Having a Bad 90s Flashback

You guys, 7th Heaven was the worst. And it went on for eleven seasons. Apparently there was a large population of WB-watching masochists that I wasn't aware of. And I guess they all had very strong feelings about pot? I don't even know.





(Eleven seasons. And they actually canceled it after the tenth season, but brought it back due to - popular demand? Being held at gunpoint by a crazed fan? Consulting a magic 8-ball? Whatever. The worst.)

Oprah-fying Myself

Oh wait, no I'm not, because that's stupid. You could though. I know you want to. We all know you call in sick to work so you can secretly watch Oprah in pajamas while eating Rocky Road and drinking margaritas. SHAME!

NOT Eating Lemons

Oh, babies. Never change.

Dogs are Crazy? Yeah, Pretty Sure That's Accurate

Dog in Elk

Dog Has a Sweet Potato

Swaying

I'm not sure if this video of a cruise ship caught in a cyclone is ultimately relaxing, hilarious, or terrifying. The music says relaxing, but a lifetime of watching America's Funniest Home Videos has me cracking up. On the other hand, holy crap! A lady faceplants into a pole! People may or may not be getting crushed by giant cabinets! A guy almost gets hit by a forklift! This is not a drill!



The sea is a harsh mistress indeed.

Thinking About What To Do Today

What could I do today? So many possibilities. For instance, let's check in on what Sean Penn is doing:



Nazi hunting could be cool. No one would argue with that.

Alternately, I could lip-sync to Katy Perry songs and post it on YouTube, like Keenan:

But you know what I am definitely not going to do today? I am not going to sprain my ankle. I mean, I totally did that already yesterday. Doing it again today would just be overkill.