Saturday, September 26, 2009

Going to Sleep

There was someone sobbing outside my house last night at 2:30 in the morning. Like, seriously, SOBBING. VERY LOUDLY. FOR 10 MINUTES. There was no yelling of 'help! au secours!' or anything so I didn't think it necessary to investigate. Still, it was rather singular.

Also, I just finished watching Daredevil and I realized that ALL FOUR of Daredevil's other senses were heightened when he was blinded. That's right, people, Matt Murdock has SUPERTASTE. Canonically. It says so right on his Marvel website (on the side where it lists 'Powers'). A small excerpt:

[Daredevil's] sense of taste is sharp enough to enable him to detect the number of grains of salt on a pretzel. (This is useful...how?)

Now that's a superpower you don't hear about every day. I mean, what would the ramifications of supertaste be? Can he only comfortably eat really bland food? Is he like the Auditors in Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time - a taste of a cherry liqueur chocolate would overwhelm him to death? The Marvel website seems to imply not, but WHAT DO THEY KNOW. I bet they don't even have a taste scientist (tongue doctor?) on staff. That's just irresponsible, disseminating questionable scientific information to the young people of today. YOU KNOW WHO IS VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS.


So if you'll excuse him, Daredevil is going to go sob himself to sleep in my backyard. Again.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Wasting Time

Okay, so we've got a DOUBLE FEATURE for our final day of Youtube movies: The Count of Monte Cristo and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Oh man, Alan Rickman is awesomely evil in Robin Hood (you know, besides being awesome in general).



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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Laughing Maniacally

Go on, watch a classic silent movie! Metropolis is weirdly awesome, I promise.



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Drinking Coffee

Hey Dad! Look what I found!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Being Boring

Wheeee, costumes.



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Watch it with Spanish subtitles for added interest!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Chillaxing. Is that word over? Yeah, it's probably over.

Elvis and Anabelle is kind of the movie that inspired my idea of collecting links to youtube movies. The internet is pretty much the only place you can see this movie, since it is not on dvd. Short plot summary: Young mortician kisses dead beauty queen back to life, romance and complications ensue (naturally, because he KISSED HER CORPSE WHAT THE HECK). Also, magical sunflowers. CRAZY. Link

(It used to be on youtube, but has mysteriously disappeared.)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Lazing About

Today we're gonna get all Shakespearean up in here. Raise the roof for the bard, yo. Twelfth Night!



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PS: Dude, forsooth is an awesome word. WE MUST REVIVE IT.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Double Posting

PS: You guys, look at this awesome poster I got today for only $3.50!



Sweet!

(Yes, that is my foot on the right. DEAL WITH IT.)

IT'S A SECRET

Okay, so the brother thought that Captain Blood was boring (WHATEVER). Maybe a Bollywood movie would be more congenial. This movie features what I like to call 'hand porn'. You'll know it when you see it.



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Monday, September 7, 2009

Eating Cookies

Mmmm, cookies. Alright, so this week (brought to you by the letter Y) is a WEEK OF YOUTUBE MOVIES. That's right, this week and this week only we will be bringing you ONE strange/interesting/AWESOME movie link per day. Trust me friends, there is some weird and wild fun to be had in the deep, dank depths of the rabbit-hole that is Youtube.

Today, we start with CAPTAIN BLOOD, the swashbuckling 1935 classic starring Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, and Basil Rathbone. (The gang would re-unite in 1938 for the mega-classic THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD, which I have seen times beyond counting.) Apparently, a Captain Blood remake (re-adaptation? it's based on a book) is in the works - but IN SPACE. Neato.

Anyway, I give you...CAPTAIN BLOOD!



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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Finishing with a BANG

To finish our WEEK OF KITTIES (in a somewhat late fashion) I present - the BEST CAT VIDEO EVER. Satisfaction not guaranteed. YMMV.



I just realized that I missed Wednesday. Oops. TOO BAD, SUCKERS!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Linking

Unfortunately, I can't embed this video: cats on a treadmill

Being Late

It's not Tuesday yet! I haven't gone to sleep, so it's still Monday. Trufax.

PS: Engineers are awesome.