Going to Chattanooga, obviously

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Eating Candy BEFORE IT ATTACKS

Sour Patch Kids is mischievous, yo.

Yay! Vertigo!

Oh, it's nothing. Just another video of a stupid person climbing a tall thing without any safety equipment. I don't feel like ralphing or anything. My stomach doesn't feel all twisted up with second-hand anxiety. Because this is TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT INSANE AT ALL.

My Face is Confused

I just really don't understand anything about this at all.

Learning!

I should have paid more attention in high school physics. TRAINS! Trains are fun.



Also fun: Look in the mirror and tilt your head towards your shoulder. Your eyes will rotate in their sockets to keep the image level! This action is performed by the superior and inferior oblique muscles.

Trekkin'

Wait for it...wait for it...AWESOME.

I am both amused and...incredibly creeped out?

Doctor Who fannage not necessary for enjoyment. But it probably helps.